Here's a message from Cathie Walker, Chief Schmoozing Executive at the Centre:

Congratulations, boys & girls!

From over 100 submissions & nominations received daily, we have chosen YOU YOU YOU to be added to the pages of the Centre for the Easily Amused <tremendous applause>. Either we loved your page, were dazzled by your good looks, or were bribed by your promise of sparkly jewellery. Pat yourself on the back!